sometimes paying $6 for head is a GREAT IDEA!

What a sunday....I missed all you could drink bloody marys...so I paid for some...then I had some beer...then an irish car bomb....then i decided to go eat some Lambs Head!! My favorite Greek restaurant in Astoria, uncle georges. They sell bbq'd lambs head for $6. It's actually quite good and has a variety of delicious textures and flavors. Cheek meat, brain, eyeballs, bit of neck meat and teeth for funny pictures. I have to say the tongue was dried out and pretty inedible. Lambs head is a genuine bargain at $6-with a side of potatoes, wash it down with a kilo (!) of awful red wine for $9 to be had out of grandma styled orange juice glasses!

The problem with Halloween

Giant Penises are adorable
Giant Hamburgers are adorable


Giant Bananas are Adorable

Giant Clowns are Adorable (sort of)






Your adorable kid dressed as a pirate for halloween: NOT ADORABLE AT ALL!!!

What parent in their right mind would dress a 7 year old child up as muhammad atta, kim Jong II, Adolph Hitler or Slobodan Milosevic and march them around for all of liberal New York to witness?? Then why, god, why, why, why are you having your sweet, innocent 7 year old glorify pirates for our whole town to witness?!?!? Have you lost your mind?? I should be calling Child Protective Services on you! How dare you!

You might ask...Sardinesforbreakfast, what the hell are you talking about????

Well...You may think your kid is adorable as you flickr the pictures off to grandma....Meanwhile, real pirates are raising utter hell on the sea. Here's just a few examples:
-After murdering an innocent taiwanese fisherman, a group of Somalian pirates finally released hostages after a 6 month standoff but only after a shakedown of 220K (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7079606.stm)
-Armed with "automatic rifles and rocket propelled grenades" intercepted UN food aid bound for Africa, disrupting crucial food aid for the countless starving.(http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4424264.stm)
-Seriously wounded 3 north korean crewmen just this week. On a side note, in an odd shifting of alliances, the US Navy came to defend our friends from the Axis of Evil before further damage could be done. (http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/11/06/africa/ME-GEN-Yemen-NKorean-Sailors.php)

This could go on and on....Seriously, next year...Dress your kid as a pumpkin!!! My apologies for being political today, its election day......

We drinking

I Spent way too much money at the bar this weekend.

Tattoo You

I finally found a tattoo I like.