Giant Hamburgers are adorable
Giant Bananas are Adorable
Giant Clowns are Adorable (sort of)
Your adorable kid dressed as a pirate for halloween: NOT ADORABLE AT ALL!!!
What parent in their right mind would dress a 7 year old child up as muhammad atta, kim Jong II, Adolph Hitler or Slobodan Milosevic and march them around for all of liberal New York to witness?? Then why, god, why, why, why are you having your sweet, innocent 7 year old glorify pirates for our whole town to witness?!?!? Have you lost your mind?? I should be calling Child Protective Services on you! How dare you!
You might ask...Sardinesforbreakfast, what the hell are you talking about????
Well...You may think your kid is adorable as you flickr the pictures off to grandma....Meanwhile, real pirates are raising utter hell on the sea. Here's just a few examples:
-After murdering an innocent taiwanese fisherman, a group of Somalian pirates finally released hostages after a 6 month standoff but only after a shakedown of 220K (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7079606.stm)
-Armed with "automatic rifles and rocket propelled grenades" intercepted UN food aid bound for Africa, disrupting crucial food aid for the countless starving.(http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4424264.stm)
-Seriously wounded 3 north korean crewmen just this week. On a side note, in an odd shifting of alliances, the US Navy came to defend our friends from the Axis of Evil before further damage could be done. (http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/11/06/africa/ME-GEN-Yemen-NKorean-Sailors.php)
This could go on and on....Seriously, next year...Dress your kid as a pumpkin!!! My apologies for being political today, its election day......
4 comments:
But pirates eat sardines for breakfast, don't they? For that reason alone they should have your support.
They don't have my support however, as they hacked into this site and removed my first comment.
sardinesforbreakfast is a pirate! When was the last time you paid for music?
Or, re: sardinesforbreakfast logic, dress your kid as a giant penis instead.
Benjamin: this post has been removed by the author? Wait, benjamin is also a pirate???! Stop raising utter hell on the sea(s)!
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