Tuesday, October 9, 2007

POP QUIZ: WHO IS FUCKING TERRIBLE??


I don't have a camera. Yet. So, let's talk some philosophy and use a pre-existing photo. This is me. I love food. Everything about it. It is essential for life, it inspires and preserves culture, it is a source of entertainment, it encourages social bonding, and it employs 16.5 million people in the U.S. alone. Unless we are talking about total lack of it or puffer fish (http://www.emedicinehealth.com/wilderness_pufferfish_poisoning/article_em.htm), it should never ever be the cause of ACTUAL HUMAN DEATH.......Well, leave it to everyone's least favorite chain of crappy sandwiches to be responsible for HUMAN SUICIDE.....FUCK YOU QUIZNOS!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF QUEENS!!!!!!!!! http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/24/business/24quiznos.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

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